June 2012
Text messages.
theepichumor:
I send you “Hey :)”
And you just say “Hey.”
I get no smiley back?
Ok fuck you too.
Cuando un viejo te grita de cosas.
tuspapas:
Estoy como: camina rapido,camina rapido.
Es mi idea o cada año pasa más rápido que el...
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
theepichumor:
Detesto sentir esta especie de enojo porque no me...
I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
theepichumor:
Seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
When the teacher is lecturing too fast
theepichumor:
When I try to comfort someone
lolzpicx:
Me:
Them:
Me:
That awkward moment when a 7 year old girl forces...
theepichumor:
Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.
you must have been born on the highway cuz thats...
theepichumor:
Doctor: So what kind of birth control are you using?
Me: My appearance
when someone puts a quote on facebook that's...
lolzpicx:
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
me:
-Tú no sabes lo que es mirarte en el espejo y...
