theepichumor: I send you “Hey :)” And you just say “Hey.” I get no smiley back? Ok fuck you too.
Cuando un viejo te grita de cosas.
tuspapas: Estoy como: camina rapido,camina rapido.
Es mi idea o cada año pasa más rápido que el...
When my post reaches over 5 notes.
Detesto sentir esta especie de enojo porque no me...
I HATE it when the back of my throat itches!!
theepichumor: Seriously, like HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SCRATCH THAT?!?!
When the teacher is lecturing too fast
When I try to comfort someone
lolzpicx: Me: Them: Me:
That awkward moment when a 7 year old girl forces...
theepichumor: Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.
you must have been born on the highway cuz thats...
Doctor: So what kind of birth control are you using?
Me: My appearance
when someone puts a quote on facebook that's...
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
-Tú no sabes lo que es mirarte en el espejo y...